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Reader: $5/month

This allows you to read my blog. Wait, what? Who pays anything at all to read a blog? Well, maybe you, if you would be entertained, informed, or maybe enlightened by living vicariously through me as I wander the world while holding down a full-time (remote) job. But if this still sounds ridiculous, you won’t get any argument from me, just a suggestion to read the paywall explanation. (Hint: It’s not about money.)

Caffeinator: $10/month

You want to read my blog… and buy me a coffee once a month? Or more often, if I go for the cheap stuff? I love you! (OK, no wedding plans now, let’s not take things too far.)

Granting yourself the Caffeinator label allows you to read my blog and send me DMs. That… doesn’t sound like something I would pay extra for. Are you sure? I recommend a lower tier, and there’s only one, so the choice should be easy.

But, hey! You do you, as the saying goes. I do like my coffee… and espresso-based drinks, even if that just means straight espresso. (Too few people seem to recognize the value of this. Pumpkin spice… what? Um, I’ll just chew the beans, thanks.)

Fanatic: $10,000/month

If you’re this crazy about my posts, I’m pretty sure I’ll be crazy about you too!

This tier enables DMs, exclusive content (duh), behind-the-scenes access, and – best of all! – a social media shout-out. Who would pass up on having their name sent to my paltry online following for $120K/year?

Me. Yep, that would be me. Don’t get me wrong, though, I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life!